{"id":43,"date":"2010-06-25T10:48:48","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T14:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/?p=43"},"modified":"2011-02-25T16:21:57","modified_gmt":"2011-02-25T21:21:57","slug":"address-him-as-steven-to-really-drive-your-point-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"Address him as &#8216;Steven&#8217; to really drive your point home."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steve Jobs, the CEO, CIO, lead software developer and Lunch &#8216;n Learn Fun Committee chairperson is answering any and all emails now.\u00c2\u00a0 In the past, contacting Steve at his @apple.com email address was a great way to escalate your nerdy issues straight to the top in lieu of Apple&#8217;s tech support.\u00c2\u00a0 Steve would be all, &#8220;Nope&#8221; or &#8220;What&#8221; or &#8220;Zap your pram&#8221; and everyone was happy.\u00c2\u00a0 Now, angry developers, drunken bloggers and other random numbskulls are seeking an audience with his royal Steveness, and he&#8217;s replying &#8211; sometimes with more than one word! \u00c2\u00a0Your iPhone has no reception? \u00c2\u00a0&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.macnn.com\/articles\/10\/06\/25\/owners.should.just.avoid.signal.killing.grip\/\" target=\"_blank\">STOP HOLDING IT DUMBFUCK.<\/a>&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0Below are a few choice Q and A rap sessions with Steve, all of which are totally real and not fake.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-44 alignnone\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"sjobs1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sjobs1.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"276\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-45\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"sjobs2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sjobs2.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"552\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-46\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"sjobs3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sjobs3.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"708\" height=\"359\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-47\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"sjobs4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/sjobs4.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"471\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steve Jobs, the CEO, CIO, lead software developer and Lunch &#8216;n Learn Fun Committee chairperson is answering any and all emails now.  In the past, contacting Steve at his @apple.com email address was a great way to escalate your nerdy issues straight to the top in lieu of Apple&#8217;s tech support.  Steve would be all, &#8220;Nope&#8221; or &#8220;What&#8221; or &#8220;Zap your pram&#8221; and everyone was happy.  Now, angry developers, drunken bloggers and other random numbskulls are seeking an audience with his royal Steveness, and he&#8217;s replying &#8211; sometimes with more than one word! <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/?p=43\">More at supertmh2.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[3],"tags":[23,24,19],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pO5V2-H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}