{"id":122,"date":"2011-03-22T09:33:48","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T13:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/?p=122"},"modified":"2011-03-22T09:33:48","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T13:33:48","slug":"jou-ma-se-poes-in-n-fishpaste-jar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"Jou ma se poes in &#8216;n fishpaste jar."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So sick you guys. I woke up with a sore throat on Sunday and decided the best course of action would be denial. I&#8217;m not sick. The razor blades in my throat are a side effect of having an awesome life. The post nasal drip? A solid representation of the air I breathe every day, conveniently jammed into my nostrils like adorable baby corks. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s about all I&#8217;ve got. Watch a short film starring Die Antwoord.<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/www.vbs.tv\/vbs_player.js?width=480&#038;height=270&#038;ec=tyMGtiMjq0xPXJxRO-pZIxNGIVKxtdE7&#038;st=Umshini%20Wam&#038;pl=http:\/\/www.vbs.tv\/watch\/umshini-wam--2\/umshini-wam\" type=\"text\/javascript\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So sick you guys. I woke up with a sore throat on Sunday and decided the best course of action would be denial. I&#8217;m not sick. The razor blades in my throat are a side effect of having an awesome life. The post nasal drip? A solid representation of the air I breathe every day, conveniently jammed into my nostrils like adorable baby corks. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/?p=122\">More at supertmh2.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[41],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pO5V2-1Y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}