{"id":108,"date":"2011-03-11T07:00:32","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T12:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/?p=108"},"modified":"2011-03-10T18:33:40","modified_gmt":"2011-03-10T23:33:40","slug":"youtube-friday-timesink-%e2%80%93-3-11-11-i-hate-videogames-for-about-30-seconds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"Youtube Friday Timesink \u00e2\u20ac\u201c 3.11.11: I hate videogames for about 30 seconds."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"630\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2xkzLttDQR8?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Terminate Rudeness<\/strong>. When sending your Terminator back in time and out into the world, it&#8217;s important that he minds his p&#8217;s and q&#8217;s. Did he really need to yank that gigantic bearded man that looks like a character from Punch Out out of the phone booth? No, really, look at that guy&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/punchout.gamebub.com\/snes_bear_hugger.php\" target=\"blank\">he&#8217;s straight out of Punch Out<\/a>. Did Nintendo send him back in time to test the public&#8217;s reception of mountainous bearded dudes? <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"630\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u9wp6cz0A1o?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Super Mario Bros. Next Gen<\/strong>. I&#8217;m sick of shooting things in games. I played the demo for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DAF_waUaERQ\" target=\"blank\">Bulletstorm<\/a> and 5 years ago I would have been like, YES. But now I&#8217;m very much, NO. See, you can shoot people in their butts and get bonus points and launch them into the air and sodomize their corpse and your guy says stuff like, &#8220;Skullfuck my shitlog you fucking titbutt shitcock&#8221; because he&#8217;s extreme and good at compound naughtiness. Anyway, Super Mario Bros. Next Gen replaces all the bleepy bloopy sound effects with the realistic sounds of today&#8217;s games and exemplifies the type of shitfart fuckpow assthing I&#8217;m talking about and you know what? Fuck video games.<\/p>\n<p><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1948884&#038;fullscreen=1\" width=\"610\" height=\"360\" ><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"\/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"\/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"\/><param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1948884&#038;fullscreen=1\"\/><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:640px;\"><\/div>\n<p>Nevermind, I love videogames again. Thank you <strong>Fantastic Mr. Star Fox<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Terminate Rudeness, Super Mario Bros. Next Gen and The Fantastic Mr. Star Fox.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/?p=108\">More at supertmh2.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[39],"tags":[25,125,12,38],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pO5V2-1K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.supertmh2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}